Stratego

August 4, 2010

The Celtics have an obvious offseason strategy. Their problems last year were their age and their lack of athleticism. So, what do they do? They release Tony Allen (for the record, young and athletic and could defend LeBron/Wade). Then, they pick up Jermaine O’Neal (who lost his youth and athleticism long ago) to replace Kendrick Perkins. Now they have reportedly picked up Shaq (see: Jermaine O’Neal parentheses).

So to recap, they had a problem with their old age and not being able to respond to athletic teams, and in this offseason they got older and less athletic (all due respect to Von Wafer, although I think that goes without saying).

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LeBron James “The Decision” Bingo

July 8, 2010

LeBron glares knowingly into your soul

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Paints in the Point Exclusive Coverage: LeBron’s MVP Ceremony

May 3, 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen, when it came time for LeBron James to accept his second MVP award, paintsinthepoint.com had exclusive coverage.

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

March 17, 2010

A big shoutout to the most famous Irish basketball player in the league right now: Shaquille O’Neal. Also of Irish heritage: Kevin McHale, Mike Breen, and Jason Kidd. Who knew?


Blue Chips

March 11, 2010

Nick Nolte, Shaquille O’Neal, Penny Hardaway, Ed O’Neill, Bob Knight, and Bob Cousy. Need I say more?


Remember When?

February 11, 2010

After viewing the Freelancer’s reporting (go ahead, read it…), I remembered that Shaq wasn’t always an old and out of shape center. He used to be what Stan Van Gundy wishes Dwight Howard would be. Read the rest of this entry »


ABC Loves The Shaq

February 11, 2010

While I wasn’t too big a fan of last summer’s Shaq Vs. on ABC, the network has picked up the series for a second season, totaling six episodes. Here’s some athletes I’d like to see Shaq go up against: Read the rest of this entry »