Tim Duncan – (n.) 1) someone who is so close to perfection, that the mere sight of his play causes drowsiness. 2) Somehow manages to be considered the best power forward of all time and is still underrated. 3) Seemingly devoid of any flair while playing, only breaking out of character when laughing on the bench and being thrown out of the game. 4) Perfected the bank shot to the point that the best player in the game (Kobe Bryant) copied him, adding to his skill set. 5) A terrific defender, tremendous offensive player, and all around good guy who isn’t embraced by the population at large. 6) Championship winning big man who has just as many titles as Shaq and Kobe without all of the bickering.