Live Blogging Saturday’s PGA Championship

Tiger And LeBron

The Champ, The Ivy Leaguer, and The Custodian have gathered at The Franchise’s house to watch Saturday’s PGA Championship, to order Paints in the Point T-shirt at a local sporting goods store, and to eat pizza.

3:08 PM: The Franchise marvels at LL Cool J’s upcoming role on NCIS Los Angeles.

3:13 PM: The Champ shouts “get in the hole!” after every Tiger Woods shot.

3:16 PM: The group laughs at David Fehrety’s analysis of Henrik Stenson’s “lovely powerful penetrating trajectory.”

3:18 PM: The Franchise wishes he was hitting the links, the rest of the group fears online embarrassment through the vehicle of misquotation.

3:20 PM: The Custodian’s face indicates his dissatisfaction of the lateness of the pizza.

3:22 PM: The Franchise asks The Champ if he would like to play Pinehurst Golf Course someday, The Champ obliges.

3:24 PM: The Custodian tells a winded story of how Ben Harper commented how he liked his brother’s shoes after a concert.

3:25 PM: The pizza is here.

3:42 PM: The pizza is finished.

3:46 PM: The Champ has won at computer solitaire; The Franchise marvels how the exploding cards look like the crash that occurs in roller coaster tycoon when the track ends suddenly.

3:47 PM: The Custodian tells another winded story about how —Suddenly The Ivy Leaguer begins choking on a slice of pizza, The Franchise and The Custodian rush to his aid while The Champ types diligently.

3:50 PM: All is well, The Custodian comments on how the kid who needs the heart transplant made his eyes tear up while the commercial for “Three Rivers” appears.

3:53 PM: The Paints Dudes laugh about Vijay Singh’s drive into a tree which effectively caused a squirrel to fall from about two stories in the air.

4:01 PM: The Champ offers one hundred dollars for the Incredible Machine computer game, any takers?

4:07 PM: The Paints Dudes decide that golf is not as action packed and decide to go outside and play ball.

In other news look forward to September, there are going to be some very exciting things.

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One Response to Live Blogging Saturday’s PGA Championship

  1. The Freelancer says:

    “The Champ, The Ivy Leaguer, and The Custodian have gathered at The Franchise’s house to watch Saturday’s PGA Championship, to order Paints in the Point T-shirt at a local sporting goods store, and to eat pizza.”

    I want a T-shirt! 😦

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